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Murrit Turkin
>([best getc#a self tig#tened up and ur jigglers packed t#e fuck in cuz s#it do i got t#e lig#t to ignite one #elluva fire inside your brain matter]
Introduction Page First Appearance
Title	Thief of Time
Age	9 Repitonian Solar Sweeps
Gender Identity	Agender (He/She/They)
Status	Alive
Screen Name	unclaspedKahuna
Typing Style	Replaces H’s with «#», circumfixes every message with «>([» and «]». Speaks in a irregular, erratic manner with heavy use of slang, references, nicknames, insults and memes. When serious he stops using slang and «#» for H’s, but keeps the circumfixes and lack of capitals.
Strife Specibi	2xknucklekind
Fetch Modus	Surveillance
Relations	Acerigger Switchem — Ancestor Dismas Mersiv — Kismesis (Physically coupled, Matesprit crush.)
Planet	Land of Wave and Record
Music	Mammory Master ♫ Extra Worse ♫ Mantle Piece ♫ Deep Sea Trouble ♫ Mind In The Shutter ♫ Royale With Cheese ♫ That’s Right! ♫ Radical Statical ♫ Disenchanted ♫ Indefinite Progress ♫ Good Old Hornless Jerryatric ♫ Minute To Win It ♫ Murrit’s Theme ♫ I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT (UF) ♫ Land Of Wave And Record (Demo) ♫ Path Of The Righteous Man ♫ Face Yourself ♫ Eigenstate ♫
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Chatlogs Taz: Answer troll. Dismas: Answer UK. Murrit: Answer Blue Dog. Murrit: Answer the other troll. Murrit: Answer Laivan. ======> Arcjec: Open Memo. Ellsee: Troll Murrit for answers. Ellsee: Begin memo. Laivan: Touch base with King Murrit Dynogadget. ======> Arcjec: Open new memo. Sova: Continue reading. Yes, here. This must be it. Sova: Disregard that. Lurk in the new memo instead.

Murrit Turkin, also known by his Skorpe handle, unclaspedKahuna, is one of the trolls in Vast Error. Her associated alchemic sigil is Lead and their horns are shaped like rods with flipped protrusions on the top. Upwards on the right and downwards on the left.

Murrit is based off of the «Incomprehensible Character Mess» fantroll archetype.

She was the fifth troll introduced and, as a Time player, one of the two players meant to usher The Game to its players along with the session’s Space player.

They were the fourth player to enter the game.

Etymology

The word murrit, when translated from Basque, means ‘die’. This may be a reference to his aspect, which is often associated with death. «Turkin» could be a reference to Valentin Turkin (1887-1958), a Russian screenwriter and critic. This can be loosely related to Murrit’s interests in pop culture and recording her friends’ lives to make wacky compilation movies.

Biography

Six Sweeps

In their youth, Murrit was a salesman who sold pieces of the Frog Temple near his hive for profit. Upon making a deal with White Noise to rebuild the temple and notify her group of friends after he finished, they were awakened on the moon of Derse where he was apprehended by a group of con men known as The Dead Shufflers and held hostage against the Black Queen. The game’s Jack Noir, known as Scathing Sharper, took a liking to Murrit rather quickly and as such acted as a sort of mentor to her, teaching them how they operated and turning them into a feared member of their gang, and in his waking life, a feared member of the remaining sea troll hierarchy.

Some time afterward, Murrit sold the Shufflers out into servitude or hiding and completely changed his personality in some capacity before the events of the story began.

Pre-Game

On the night of the game Murrit spends most of his time organizing and pushing people to go along with his plans, as well as playing Anthropormuncipality with a friend. They are first seen speaking with Taz, trying to get her to listen to them about what’s been set in motion. After Taz leaves the conversation and attempts to ignore what he said, Murrit messages Dismas and tells him to go outside. After a bit of an argument, Dismas begrudgingly asks Murrit to restate their past: their history as a small game peddler of pieces of the Frog Temple, to the deal with White Noise, and then their recruitment into the folds of the Dead Shufflers. Dismas emerges from his hive and comes face to face with a Boobdrone, a breast-shaped robot short for «Based Occulatory Operating Buddy Drone» . Murrit attempts to make an unimpressed Dismas give him a high-four, then a fistbump, then a pinkie swear, to which Dismas retaliates with a middle finger. Murrit responds with a slap in the face, then tells Dismas to look up to see a giant meteor hurtling towards Repiton. After a moment of shock from Dismas, Murrit tells him to look up again to see his lusus, a giant Skulltitan, preparing to strike at Dismas with an atomic blast. He equips his strife specibus, 2xdaggerkind, and prepares to battle his guardian as Murrit records on the Boobdrone. Murrit checks on a certain blue guy on her cameras before switching back to Skorpe, then checks out a colorful cube before being messaged about the game by Blue Dog and grandioseSaturation, whom which he has a dry and antagonistic conversation with.

Murrit is then seen standing in front of his «hentai dungeon» after navigating through many self-constructed booby traps, aka the reconstructed Frog Temple which he immediately desecrated with the aforementioned pornography. Murrit examines the runes carved into the walls of the temple, and then a giant closed flower pod on a pedestal. Being a bit too early for the big reveal, Murrit fetches their Doncamaticomp from their fetch modus, answering a message from Laivan about the current state of preparation for the game. Murrit promises to play a game of Anthropormuncipality with Laivan and the countdown on the flower pod’s pedestal ends. The flower opens and lets out a bright beam of light that splits into twelve, installing The Game on the main cast’s computers.

Murrit is knocked onto his ass by the blossom and immediately messaged by Taz, angry at the game window currently taking up her screen and leaving her computer to do anything else but use Skorpe, having come to the conclusion that Murrit had something to do with it. Murrit, annoyed at Taz’s refusal to listen, simply tells her to figure it out and ends the conversation.

Not soon after, Murrit sends a mass memo to the main cast (with the exception of a troll he didn’t deem important enough to receive the information) informing them of the nature of The Game. They receive a message from who they think to be Arcjec, though it’s revealed to be Ellsee messaging her through Arcjec’s Skorpe account, demanding to know what was going on and why she was excluded. Murrit promptly tells her to go fuck herself, dropping his quirk. Murrit sharply tells her to stay away away from the rest of the cast and the game if she actually cares about any of them before ceasing to message a confused and peeved Ellsee.

During [S] Arcjec: Enter, Murrit is shown playing aforementioned rounds of Anthropormuncipality with Laivan as promised.

Murrit was included in Ellsee’s memo, but immediately withdrew from it.

After the memo, Laivan messages Murrit asking if she’s ready to play and why she left. Murrit tells him to just trust them and asks if Laivan’s ready back.

The scene switches to Boobdrone harassing Dismas, half submerged in a stream, with its auto chatter function. After a nasty altercation with his lusus, Dismas comes out alive but with a broken arm and generally heavily injured. He is once again approached by the Boobdrone, now being piloted by Murrit. Dismas tells Murrit that he’s officially out of commission on the count of his broken arm, which his healing factor can’t immediately fix like the rest of him. Dismas calls Murrit out for nearly getting him killed for his sick little videos, complaining about their (recently exacerbated) tendency to act oblivious to the consequences of their actions. Murrit asks if he wants an apology, catching Dismas off guard, but he states that he knows better than to expect more from the seadweller. In an effort to make Dismas feel better and get him to move, he brings Dismas’ moirail into a Skorpe call, Jentha Briati. An upset and frantic Jentha asks Murrit about Dismas’ wellbeing, as Murrit had told her that he had been killed to get her to join said call. Dismas comforts Jentha and she tries to get a better understanding of the situation, as Murrit had failed to explain anything clearly to her, as usual.

Murrit states she’s ready for Dismas to act as his server player for the game. Dismas and Jentha tells Murrit to fuck off on the count of Dismas’ condition and Murrit being entirely at fault for it. Murrit tells them she’s hatched a plan to get Dismas back to his hive, as they have another Boobdrone push an ore-powered minecart onto the nearby rails.

Dismas and Jentha do not like Murrit’s plan, and point out a number of its flaws. Dismas brings up Albion, who had appeared to not be acting like herself and was being abnormally cryptic (unbeknownst to him, she had been possessed by her Ancestor), but Murrit dismisses this and states that she appears to be acting normally. Jentha points out that Dismas’ lusus is likely back in Dismas’ hive, but Murrit tells her that it’s under control. Finally Dismas reminds Murrit that his computer has been damaged and will likely be unable to run the game properly. Murrit tells Dismas that they will just have to work as a team to get the job done. Resentful, but seeing no other options, Dismas reluctantly agrees with the plan. Dismas is lifted onto the cart by the drone, sets the carrier’s speed to max and proceeds to MELT TRACK with the Boobdrone in tow.

On the sandy beach in front of her hive, Murrit’s entrance into the game is put in jeopardy. Her paragon repository is trapped in a cube of ice, unable to be melted in time to release her Denizen before the meteor hits. Suddenly, the ice block and the hourglass inside it shatter, unleashing the Denizen of Time inside. As Murrit rushes into the portal after him, two characters are shown, one with symbols in the color of the Time aspect on his palms.

During the Game

Murrit’s meeting platform with their Denizen is not shown.

After his entry, Murrit is shown having an argument with Metatron regarding of the Game and White Noise on the Land of Wave and Record as his consorts watch. Murrit questions Metatron’s ties to White Noise, asking if they weren’t playing their part in setting up the game correctly, citing his view on killing off a part of the group to keep the rest of them safe. Metatron replies that if they’d actually kill her, their entire session would fail, to which Murrit replies that he wasn’t made aware of. Metatron presses Murrit to describe what he saw, accompanied by a flashback: Ellsee preforming a ritual gone wrong, and a warning to fear what was coming, shown in [S] WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM.

Post EOA2

In the reopened memo, Murrit ignores multiple tags from Arcjec only to respond at the last minute with deflective bullshit, then banning themself from the memo to avoid further questioning. She’s then shown bringing several personal items onto her planet via Boobdrones (and thus instantly breaking Arcjec’s rule to only go back to Repiton if necessary) while having a conversation with Tee Hanos, one of his planet’s consorts. Tee Hanos reveals Murrit’s responsibility of the ruination of the Land of Wave and Record, giving a warning that if they didn’t undo the damage, the platypus consorts would have his head.

Personality and Traits

Murrit is a troll with a complex and overly esoteric personality, being generally hard to decipher due to his penchant for misdirecting and confusing people on purpose. He presents an over-the-top front of being a skeevy and perverted troll with a love of all forms of debauchery. She deliberately speaks in a way that is annoying, slang-filled and inconsistent that often leaves the people he interacts with confused and frustrated. Not much is known about their actual personality, to the point that Murrit themself may not be sure of their true interests and demeanor. However, he has been shown to be serious and aggressive when provoked by someone who he thinks is a threat.

Murrit has little to no interest in the hierarchy of blood-castes and sea-dweller nobility. She finds both concepts completely irrelevant and outdated on a dying planet with a critically endangered sea-dweller population (to the frustration of a certain other magenta-blooded troll). True to this disdain for the pecking order, Murrit tries to (mis)treat everyone equally, rarely giving anyone any special treatment.

Among Murrit’s interests are collecting ancient media (but especially televisions and video tapes), spying on his friends and collecting video footage of their mistakes so that he can make wacky videos, playing Anthropormuncipality with Laivan, robotics, antagonizing/helping Dismas, and pretending to be into hentai.

Murrit seems to be proficient in using a launchpad, though theirs is just loaded with a bunch of weird sound effects, including one of just a scream that he listens to for minutes at a time.

In the past, Murrit had behaved more in-line with the supposed standards of his blood caste, but has since abandoned that version of themself.

Relationships

Dismas Mersiv

Murrit and Dismas have been in a kismesissitude for at least around two sweeps, and share the standard, mutually antagonistic relationship with one another. Murrit somehow gained and still owns Dismas’s soul after an online poker game and the two worked as partners in a presumably illegal capacity in the past. It is inferred that the work wasn’t negotiable and a lot of murder was involved.

Murrit appears to take a tough-love stance towards Dismas, regularly helping Dismas in a roundabout, incomprehensible manner through the use of his Boobdrone and in person. Dismas generally acts like he’s completely tired of Murrit’s bullshit, but goes along with it anyway and does seem to be able to talk to him without resorting to usual rival-istic behavior. Murrit has been shown to be physically aggressive with Dismas at least through the use of Boobdrone, but this may be a form of hate-flirting or a one time action on her part.

Murrit has also been confirmed to have a flushed crush on Dismas^[1], however, due to the gravity of this fact and her fear of ruining their relationship due to Repiton’s romantic social and cultural norms, Murrit keeps it a secret.

Jentha Briati

Like most people, Jentha finds Murrit to be obnoxious and annoying, but is further made more uncomfortable by their demeanor due to her anxiety issues and panic attacks. Jentha seems to be forceful and willing to put her foot down when interacting with Murrit on the behalf of her moirail, and outright insults and calls out the seadweller when he’s acting especially terrible, a possible result of Dismas’ influence. Despite this, she doesn’t seem to hate Murrit by any means and just seems to think of her as a ‘stupidhead’.

Laivan Ferroo

Laivan is one of Murrit’s closest friends, with the two sharing a passion for Anthropormuncipality and a destiny in leading everyone to play the game they recovered from the Frog Temple. Laivan is one of the few trolls who isn’t put off by Murrit’s bizarre quirks and even jokingly calls them out on it. Murrit is often more honest around Laivan in turn and does not seem to harass him as harshly as some others, even though he isn’t free from it either.

Tazsia Poemme

Taz is one of the few trolls to not be immediately put off by Murrit’s scummy, perverted façade, to the point that she’s actually somewhat fond of the sea-dweller. Despite this, Taz will not put up with any of Murrit’s bullshit and is ready to drop her ass whenever he’s not being helpful. Murrit on the other hand enjoys toying with Taz and her temper, but does try his best to actually be useful to her once in a while as well. Though they also have their tipping point and have left Taz on her ass just as badly as she has done to him.

This nicer relationship is however, undercut by his constant mention and nicknaming of Taz’s breasts in their conversations — something that Taz surprisingly doesn’t seem to get onto him about as much as you’d think she would.

Ellsee Raines

Due to Murrit’s viewing of an occult ritual to contact her parents, Murrit greatly dislikes Ellsee, and distrusts her even more so, to the point that Murrit actively tries to keep Ellsee out of the game and threatens her. Ellsee is the only troll who Murrit has referred to by name, rather than a double entendre-rifled, reference-heavy, or insulting nickname.

Calder Kerian

Murrit does not like Calder at all. Murrit makes a huge point of annoying or ignoring Calder whenever possible, even basing their «love» and persistence of enjoying hentai to mock his male-centric ideals and hoity toity attitude. Conversely, Calder is frustrated with Murrit’s refusal to behave like a proper sea dweller, and regularly tries to boss Murrit around, even though he at one point deeply respected him.

Arcjec Voorat

Arcjec generally dislikes interacting with Murrit, but appears to trust her regardless, believing him to not be a liar, at least in regards to The Game. Murrit is apparently fond of Arcjec, finding him to be fun and easy to provoke. Arcjec thinks Murrit is generally very bad at explaining things.

White Noise

Murrit met White Noise at least two sweeps prior to the events of the Game. White Noise had approached the destined Time player in her dreams and gave her the choice of whether to pursue his destiny or not, clearly outlining the conditions of such a contact would require of Murrit and what it would give Murrit in return. Murrit having been an accomplished gambler and con-man at the time could quickly tell that White Noise was no swindler and was not one to be swindled either. Interested in the prospect of finding their ideal self, Murrit accepted and has worked in tandem with Laivan to fulfill his end of the bargain with White Noise ever since. As part of their deal, Murrit’s Dream Self awoke on Derse, and they’ve dreamed on Derse ever since.

The Dead Shufflers

Murrit was once a member of the Dead Shufflers. After she awoke on Derse, his Dreamself was kidnapped by the group in hopes of using him as leverage against the Dersite royalty. However, when their leader, the Scathing Sharper took a liking to the young Murrit, he invited the seadweller into their fold. Murrit was a natural fit for the cut throat group, and began taking on their activities in his real life as well. However, Murrit eventually lost interest in that kind of life, and sold the group out. She hasn’t looked back since.

Trivia

• Murrit’s Skorpe handle, unclaspedKahuna, is a blatant reference to his played up obsession with breasts. ‘unclasped’ means something ‘revealed’ or ‘undressed’; ‘kahuna’ is a euphemism for breasts. The Hawaiian word also ties into their «tropical» design.
• His drones known as Boobdrones, are short for: Based Occulatory Operating Buddy Drone. They also all have functions that, when set on auto-pilot, do different things. The one that Murrit sent out to Dismas in Act 1 says random factoids about female troll chests.
• Murrit has never used the same nickname for a character twice.
• Murrit switches what pair of shutter shades they wear every wice per half a sweep.
  • She has 52 varying pairs, which is more than likely to represent how many wices there are per half-sweep. Though it could also be a reference to how many cards there are in a full deck.
• Murrit is a huge fan of Repitonian pop-culture, from various eras of the planet’s long history. Aspects of his character and hive contain numerous references to various Repitonian media (actually just Repitonian versions of a number of Earth media from the 80s and 90s).
  • In her introduction, the televisions not on static play tapes of Pulp Fiction, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Simpsons, ALF and End of Evangelion.
  • Murrit seems to be frequently associated with the virtual band Gorillaz. Her hive is reminiscent of and likely based on the futuristic island house on the cover of Plastic Beach, while her computer, called the Doncamaticomp, is a reference to the instrument and title of their single Doncamatic.
  • He has been shown to be a fan of the Repitonian version of Dangan Ronpa. It is unknown whether this is a legitimate interest of theirs or not.
  • Murrit seems to have a distaste for newer episodes of the Repitonian version of The Simpsons, which has been running for hundreds if not thousands of sweeps on Repiton .
• Murrit is a Violetblood, a Derse dreamer, and a Hero of Time, meaning on Alternia his sign would be Aquaries, Sign of the Heroic..
• Murrit appears in Hiveswap Friendship Simulator: Volume Seventeen in the one of the backgrounds of Nihkee Moolah’s route.
• Murrit considers Dismas to be «one of the only great things his life has ever given him»^[2]
• Murrit runs a Filler account under the username smurt.
  • Almost half of Repiton’s population follows them.

Gallery

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  Young Murrit

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  Murrit pre-game

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  Murrit in-game

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  Dreamself Murrit

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  Murrit’s Filler account

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  4 pass old Murrit

References

v·d·e Vast Error Characters
Trolls	Page of Heart Rogue of Mind Bard of Breath Heir of Light Sova Amalie Dismas Mersiv Arcjec Voorat Jentha Briati sanguineAllegory [SA] gigantisDebilitation [GD] animatedHumorist [AH] furbishFacilitated [FF] Mage of Life Seer of Hope Witch of Doom Knight of Space Ellsee Raines Albion Shukra Serpaz Helilo Laivan Ferroo existereOracle [EO] demiurgeQuantified [DQ] pliableDecadence [PD] windlessArtificer [WA] Prince of Blood Sylph of Rage Thief of Time Maid of Void Occeus Coliad Taz Poemme Murrit Turkin Calder Kerian macabreExude [ME] perniciousOverkill [PO] unclaspedKahuna [UK] grandioseSaturation [GS]
Sestro Enthal Hamifi Hekrix Racren Innali Turnin Kaikai
Edolon Vryche Seinru Narako Pozzol Broyer Talald Hieron
Weird Al
Denizens	Jegudial Forcas Zehanpuryu Af Lilith Bathkol Sorush Haniel Wormwood Azbogah Gusion Procel
Carapacians	♠ Scathing Sharper ♦ Defrauding Dealer ♥ Hustle Bones ♣ Charmed Defalcator Exonerated Executor
Other	Ancestors · Lusus · Rogi Consorts ♠♦ The Dead Shufflers ♥♣ White Noise · Mimesis · Kheparia · Gaiaeon Minor Characters

v·d·e Trolls
Redbloods	Yeshin Laevis Cinare Montor Valtel Gurtea The Annalist
Sova Amalie Racren Innali Cepros Xirong Nocent Bystan
Bronzebloods	Talald Hieron The Fomenter Dismas Mersiv Garnie
Rodere Husske Mayzee Degner Veibod
Yellowbloods	Mshiri Libeta Vyr Sturra Vellia
Mosura Briati (The Supernova) Jentha Briati Lipsen Fluxum
Hayyan Refero Sabine Berare Notrel Evantt
Greenbloods	Sirage Feltri Mekris Cyprim Shukra (The Exemplar) Albion Shukra
Pascal Linole Pomace Aumtzi Maught Raurou Dersal
Jadebloods	Gerbat Batrav Glomer Hicner Cepora Hamifi Hekrix
Tealbloods	Turnin Kaikai Serpaz Helilo Arcamu Iopara
Secily Iopara Crytum Lydian Aislin Cadlys Rankor
Bluebloods	Bytcon Krypto The Jagerman Laivan Ferroo
Necron Exmort Iderra
Indigobloods	Divino Nikola Rypite Koldan
Occeus Coliad Dexous
Purplebloods	Cretas Mglina Gingou Disone Nezrui Rigida Keiksi Ezlilu
Seinru Narako Fortmistress Deadlock Tazsia Poemme Endari Vernir
Clarud Enthal (The Executive) Sestro Enthal Vilcus Cendum
Edolon Vryche Pozzol Broyer Neilna Uldiaz
Violetbloods	Caesar Consceleratus Persolus Calder Kerian
Oricka Rourst Acerigger Switchem Murrit Turkin
Fuchsiabloods
Special / Unknown	Thesal Voorat (The Unknown/The Forgiven) Arcjec Voorat Zekura Raines (The Vivifier)
Ellsee Raines Ahlina Robiad Weird Al

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Trolls

    Sovara Amalie 

(Encases her words in stage direction parantheses.)

(types in italics.)

(Uses proper punctuation in lower case.)

(Types in names such as ALBION in all caps.)

(Ocassionally uses owl emoticons u^u and ovo.)

    Dismas Mersiv 

He repl/ces the letter / and the letter / with sl/shes///

 /nd ends sentences with three sl/shes th/t resemble his sc/rs///

    Arcjec Voorat 

XDXD Types with perfect grammar and punctuation. XDXD 

XDXD Places XDXD at the beginning and end of his sentences. XDXD

    Jentha Briati 

Tends to s stutter a bit on k key words

Stutter i i increases the m m m more a anxious s s she is

    Ellsee Raines 

SpΣaks with thΣ tonguΣ of thΣ vivifiΣr. Replaces 'e' with 'Σ'

All punctuation is upsidΣ down¡¡

    Albion Shukra 

*types*by*putting**'s*between*her*words*.

    Serpaz Helilo 

All of her words are in the comic sans font which is described as a "funny inflection" in her voice.

    Laivan Ferroo 

Splits and ends his sentences with a dash- so it allows him to breathe-

It differs when its a new sentence- He capitalizes the first word-

    Occeus Coliad 

    Tazsia ‘Taz’ Poemme 

~She begins and ends her sen+ences wi+h a +ilde and replaces +'s wi+h plus signs~

~She also CAPI+ALIZES words some+imes for emphasis~

    Murrit Turkin 

>([places an old television around every sentence]

>([replaces 'h' with # to represent television static]

>([doesn't use capital letters])

>([uses memes, slang, references, insults and nicknames on the reg, ya dig?])

    Calder Kerian 

He does not use a typing quirk of any sort because he sees it as silly and useless.

Ancestors

     The Annalist 

     The Unknown/The Forgiven 

     The Vivifier 

     The Exemplar 

     The Jagerman 

     Acerigger Switchem 

     Caesar Consceleratus Persolus 

Other Characters

    White Noise 

     Weird Al 

     Edolon 

     Sestro 

     Hamifi 

     Rogi 

     The Dead Shufflers 

Laivan ferro vast error

Your name is LAIVAN FERROO.

You were born with a RARE AND QUITE SEVERE LUNG CONDITION, due to a mishap in your REDUPLICATION PROCESS — your lungs are a few sizes TOO SMALL, which makes it hard for you to string long sentences together or partake in any sort of intense physical activity.

ACUTE LACK OF BREATH is a very serious issue to you.

Not that this stops you from giving those ventures a shot regardless. In fact, you spend a majority of your time hunting BIG GAME with your trusty custodian, MUTT. You like to think of yourself as quite the SHARPSHOOTER, when it comes down to it — if not in terms of raw gun-toting skills, then at least in the total positive net-worth of your firing attempts.

Which is to say, you’ve had a number of HORRIBLE ACCIDENTS involving your RIFLE and stray BULLETS, but one of those incidents ended up changing your life for the better — significantly so, considering it led to you meeting a very SPECIAL SOMEONE, and you’re both far happier for it. Or so her preferred method of framing the situation goes.

You also enjoy performing TAXIDERMY on the animals you take home, turning them into STATUES, TROPHIES and ASSORTED KNICK KNACKS which you then SELL ONLINE FOR A LIVING. You’re not sure why anyone is interested in buying the stuff you make — it’s all just for fun — but hey, you’re not going to say no to financial compensation. Especially when you’re always running out of glue.

Oh, and you’re pretty avidly into KNOT TYING, you guess. Just as a fun pastime. You’re TERRIBLY BAD AT IT and just end up leaving a majority of the tangles you make lying in the corner over there.

Other than that, you enjoy GAMING with your friends. You’re personally more into the classic titles than any of the fancy new releases that have been consistently pumped out in recent sweeps — call you old school, but the notion of a virtual simulation WARPING REALITY AROUND YOU kind of freaks you out a little. As such, even though you DID rank at the top of the leaderboards in a game of this nature with an OLD FRIEND, the aging ANTHROPORMUNICIPALITY remains a big guilty pleasure of yours to this day.

The message it tries to hammer into everyone’s skulls doesn’t really stick the landing when it’s coupled with a polygonal mess of multicolored, vaguely lusii-like player avatars glitching all over the place.

And that’s exactly why you love it so much. The hamfisted, poor presentation has a certain lo-fi charm to it, you think.

Your trolltag is windlessArtificer and you Speak in a measured way that lets you breathe- when it’s needed-

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Vast Error: Act 1

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This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 22nd bi-lunar perigee of the 3rd dark season’s equinox, is the day of this indicated troll’s larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. A night that stands out in infamy among the rest of the litter, mainly just because of the fact that it really doesn’t need to exist.

The first act of Vast Error is titled Slow, Yet Infinite. The act is an introduction to half of the main twelve trolls with a primary focus on Arcjec Voorat. It begins the world building of the planet Repiton, while setting up the idea of what major actions are needed to enter The Game and what importance the cast will hold in the future.

Click the » » to open the page from Vast Error.

• The first troll is introduced as Arcjec Voorat and goes with the troll tag animatedHumorist.
• Someone threw a rock on Arcjec’s respiteblock, presumably trying to get his attention.
• Arcjec investigates the sound and panics after he didn’t see anything or anyone suspicious on the outside of his respiteblock.
• Arcjec tries to hide under his desk when he suddenly gets a message from WA.
• Skorpe, a major means of communication Vast Error, is introduced. Arcjec’s friends are seen in his contact list as it follows: sanguineAllegory, gigantisDebilitation, furbishFacilitated, existereOracle, demiugreQuantified, pliableDecadence, windlessArtificer, macabreExude, perniciousOverkill, unclapsedKahuna and grandioseSaturation.
• WA messages Arcjecs and asked him for two things: if he wanted to join Anthromunicipality with him and UK and if he has any spare glue. Arcjec declines the offer and tells him that he doesn’t have any glue.
• Arcjec investigates the surroundings when he suddenly fell out of the window and wallows in a pool of mud. The perspective tries to change to WA, but is busy as of the moment.
• The perspective changes to PO, introduced as Taz. Just Taz.
• Taz is suddenly messaged by UK and explains to her about the Game and wanting all of his friends including her ,to play with. UK also explains that to play the game, she has to contact Arcjec, which she refuses and then ceases messaging UK.
• Taz investigates the sound coming from the outside of her hive and sees that her lusus had killed a troll and is impaled on stalactite peaking out of the ocean neighboring the hive.
• Arcjec wakes up from his dream with another drawing in his hand
• The perspective switches to DQ, introduced as Albion Shukra.
• Albion suddenly gets a message from her moirail, which happens to be Taz. She opens her Spirograph Modus, retrieved her Astral Projector and activates it using her spirit powers. It can also electronically access The Cell.
• She activates the Skorpe and answers Taz, who was explaining about her previous conversations with UK. Albion tells her she doesn’t have an idea about it and instead mentions that she has big plans today.
• Albion tells her that she’ll be the one to save her and her friends and that the world is ending, which Taz accepts. She then ends the conversation and calls out to her lusus, ready to merge with it.
• The Star Guardian, Albion’s lusus, tells her that their planet was meant for destruction and not for salvation.
• The perspective changes to GD, who is introduced as Dismas Mersiv.
• Dismas receives a message from his «partner-in-crime», which happens to be UK, who tells him to need to go outside and tonight was important as UK tries to save his friends from an impending doom and bring the Game into light.
• Dismas encounters one of UK’s remote surveillance robots, Boobdrone, and is underwhelmed by it.
• Dismas still doesn’t believe in UK until he points out to the sky, a falling meteor heading to the planet.
• The perspective switches back to Albion for a moment before switching back to Dismas, who looks up to his lusus who had recently escaped as he prepares to attack.
• UK is introduced as Murrit Turkin.
• Murrit fondly regards of his past self.
• The narrator vaguely mentions the concept of Quadrants, which depicts four types of romance with their own symbol as it follows:
  • Matespritships/Flushed Quadrant ( )
  • Moirallegiances/Pale Quadrant ( <> )
  • Kismesissitudes/Caliginous Quadrant ( )
  • Auspisticisms/Ashen Quadrant ( c3 )

The shiloutte of The Vivifier and The Unknown/The Forgiven appears.

• Murrit checks back on Dismas, who was apparently still attacking his lusus and briefly checks on ME.
• Murrit receives a message from WA and GS. He answers WA first, conversing about the coming events of the night.
• Murrit answers GS next, which is about the night’s event but with a terse and unpleasant tone on it.
• The narrative switches to the Dream Self of WA (referred as «The Blue Dog», who’s doing a round of delivering news in Prospit, one of the two kingdoms in the Incipisphere. It also vaguely explains the history of the two kingdoms: Prospit and Derse.
• WA decides to visit the Dream Self of Arcjec.
• Before WA exits the premises, the perspective changes to an unknown location and a new character appears.
• WA and the new character discusses about the purpose of the Game and its existence. The new character hands him the medallion with the Green Sun on it.
• WA finds himself unable to breath and the new character uses his abilities to send him away. The television switches to the sleeping figure of WA.
• WA is introduced as Laivan Ferroo and retrieves the Green Sun on his desk.
• Laivan receives a message from PD and discusses Murrit’s plan for the night, which also happened to be their anniversary.
• Albion reaches out to Laivan, who’s unfortunately away from his computer.
• Albion receives a message from SA.
• Albion is then thrust back into her vision with her lusus and demands an explanation.
• An unknown person possessed Albion’s body and messages Dismas, who apparently retreated in a nearby hideaway by the waterfall and wasn’t aware of Albion being possessed.
• The unknown person warns Dismas to not «follow credence of the man who spins words like yarn» and to stop «the limeblooded vessel to his heart», leaving Dismas deeply confused and concerned for his friend.
• The perspective switches back to Murrit, who ventures to the Frog Temple and appears to be bloodied as a result of the traps he set beforehand.
• Murrit approaches the temple’s time capsule flower and waits for it to open
• Murrit receives a message from Laivan, who’s concerned for Albion after receiving a panicked messages from her.
• The flower opens and in a burst of light, twelve rays shoot off in a variety of directions and towards everyone’s computers, forcefully installing the game in the process.
• Taz angrily messages Murrit, saying that he tampered with her computer, which he quickly denies.
• Taz tries to figure out the game mechanics when she sees Arcjec who’s passed out on the floor covered in crumpled up parchment. She decides to message him.
• Arcjec wakes up and sees the game’s cursor, which drags him to his computer.
• Arcjec inspects the game mechanics and opens Skorpe
• Arcjec opens Taz’s messages and begins bickering with her, whilst opening Murrit’s memo.
• He dismisses the memo and Taz forces him to look out his window and look at the meteor hurtling towards his hive.
• Arcjec begrudgingly agrees to work with Taz and the two of them begin working to unravel the secrets of The Game.
• Arcjec realizes the symbols he has been writing in his sleep since he was young are connected to the game and begins inputting them.
• The television, still on Arcjec’s perspective, suddenly glitches as the unknown narrator speaks up.
• The glitching stops, as Arcjec and Taz inputs their own set of codes in the game window.
• Arcjec prints out the numeric codes.
• Arcjec grabs his scythe and allocates it as his strife specibus. He too then takes the book on top of his thermal hull and captchalogues it in his Replica Modus.
• Arcjec and Taz bickers once again and this time, it’s about their past.
• The narrator vaguely states the fate of the twelve main trolls.
• The end of Act 1 encompasses a flash animation.

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Laivan Ferroo

Knight of Space

Does not use periods, suffixes every message with «-«.

Laivan Ferroo, also known by his Skorpe handle, windlessArtificer , is one of the trolls in Vast Error. His associated alchemic sigil is Zinc and his horns resemble dog ears. He is a deconstruction of the «furry» and «unoriginal» fantroll archetypes.

He was the sixth troll introduced and the final troll properly introduced in Act 1. As a Space player, he is one of the two players meant to usher The Game to its players along with the session’s Time player.

He was the third troll to enter the game.

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Biography

Six Sweeps

Laivan used to play SBVRPRPG tournament games with Calder and Arcjec, and they all used to be good friends. This stopped after Arcjec started to become more depressed and distant.

At some point, Laivan met and accidentally shot Serpaz in the leg during a hunting trip. This encounter would leave Serpaz permanently disabled and reliant on a leg brace, but would also lead the two to form a strong matespritship.

It was around this time that Laivan met and made a deal with White Noise with the condition that he will return at a later date and fulfill an obligation for him. Upon making this deal, Laivan awoke on the moon of Prospit and became a well-recognized figure on the moon. Eventually spending his nights getting newspapers to give to Arcjec upon his awakening so he isn’t left in the dark about the dream planet.

Pre-Game

On the night of the game, Laivan spends much of his time goofing around and playing Anthropormuncipality with Murrit. He messages Arcjec, asking him if he wants to join in as well, which Arcjec declines. During their game, Murrit wanders off to mess with Dismas and prepare him for the coming night, before going off to the Frog Temple next to his hive to observe the Nightshade within it. Before he leaves, Murrit makes a memo regarding the game and includes everyone (except Ellsee) in it.

Meanwhile, Laivan takes a nap, waking up on Prospit, as he’s done ever since he made a contract with White Noise. He visits Arcjec, who has yet to wake up. He delivers another Prospitian newspaper to Arcjec’s dreamself, in hopes that once he wakes up, he can easily be caught up on being a Prospit dreamer. Laivan quietly wishes that Arcjec had woken up sooner, wondering if he might have been a happier person if he did. As he gives a reassuring pap to Arcjec’s dreamself, the dreamself glitches out briefly, momentarily turning into his younger, less-depressed self. Laivan is freaked out by this.

He is then intercepted by White Noise and taken into The Static. The two speak for a time and reflect on the purpose of the game and its existence, and how the trolls are destined to play it but are ultimately destined to fail to meet its purpose. Noise notes that their destined failure does not necessarily mean they will be faced with inevitable defeat. They also reflect on why Laivan took Noise’s deal, with Laivan simply stating that the deal would give him a purpose. White Noise then gives Laivan the essence of his soul: a medallion with the Green Sun contained within, telling him that he must return it to its source for the sake of the perpetuation of reality. As Laivan puts on the Green Sun medallion, he finds himself unable to breathe, and White Noise uses his abilities to send Laivan away.

Laivan is then awoken by his dog lusus: Mutt. After making sure he still has the medallion, he answers a message from his matesprit: Serpaz Helilo. The two lovers discuss Murrit’s plans for the night and the fact that it happened to be their anniversary. Serpaz light-heartedly brings up how she and Laivan first met when he accidentally shot her in the leg and left her with a permanent handicap, which makes Laivan visibly uncomfortable, despite Serpaz not being mad about the accident anymore. When the conversation ends, Laivan goes to find some glue to fix his dog’s toy. As he is away from his desk, he receives a set of panicked messages from Albion, who had recently learned a distressing truth from her lusus.

When Laivan returns, he is unable to get a hold of Albion, and messages Murrit instead, voicing his concern for Albion’s well-being and letting Murrit know he met with White Noise. After the Nightshade opens, which leads to the installation of The Game on everyone’s computers. Laivan and Murrit play more Anthropomunicipality in celebration and do a fake high five.

After Arcjec enters the game, Laivan is seen helping Taz with her entry. The two struggled to find Taz’s code set of codes while Laivan continues to play more Anthropomunicipality with Murrit, which infuriates Taz. The two are abruptly pulled into a memo made by Ellsee, who wishes to share her own knowledge of the game in response to being excluded from Murrit’s. Laivan is grateful for the prospect of help, but Taz behaves incredulously when she sees that Laivan wasting time with banter. When Taz leaves the memo in a huff, he chides her for burning bridges when they could have used the help. Suddenly, when Taz’s back is turned, Taz’s lusus succumbs to her natural instincts and jumps into the black ocean depths that neighbor Taz’s hive. The large mink monster is very swiftly eaten alive by the deadly fauna below, and its blood reveals the location of Taz’s code: in the rocks at the edge of the cliff, hidden by the murky black water. As Taz goes into a grief-driven rage, Laivan asks if Taz is okay, and Taz makes it clear that she does not want to talk about it and that they should move on.

Taz and Laivan make quick work of the entry process, and when it comes time for Taz to unleash her denizen, she has Laivan to put the rusted and locked cage, her Paragon Repository, in her Torture Fort so that she can go against it on her own terms. Despite trying everything in her power to destroy the cage, as it has a lock with no key, she is forced to ask Laivan for help to fetch her Ferocity Weaver which she left outside in the rush. Laivan obliges and gives it to her, and Taz uses it to channel the full power of her rage and chucklevoodoo to destroy the cage and unleash her denizen. The release of her frustrations on the cage calms Taz back down in the process. The denizen quickly enters the portal and Taz follows suit.

After Taz’s entry, Laivan begins preparing for his own, with Murrit as his server player. Laivan questions why Murrit left Ellsee’s memo, clearly upset about how poorly she is treated. Murrit doesn’t provide an answer, only telling Laivan that he has his reasons and he should trust him. Murrit then begins the entry process.

During the game

After Laivan entered The Game, he spoke to the denizen of Space, Haniel, about his life and asked Haniel about whether or not they know about White Noise. After the conversation, the Land of Construct and Deluge was formed as Haniel prompts Laivan to follow them. As they explore the planet, they came across a temple wherein The Cauldron was located and Haniel vaguely explained its true purpose to the Game.

Personality and traits

Laivan is a passive but sociable troll who seems to get along with just about anyone. He is generally very laid back and is somewhat easily distracted. Among Laivan’s interests are sharpshooting, taxidermy, playing video games and dogs. If trolls had a concept of furries, Laivan would be one, due to his love and frequent association with dog-like creatures. This further established by his love of drawing original characters based on dogs, he has two as far as we know; one named Figment and one named Abel.

Having a severe lung condition after a malfunction in his artificial birthing process, Laivan’s capabilities and choices with what he does in life are inherently limited. However, this doesn’t appear to bother him much and makes due with the help of his friends and his beloved dog-lusus, Mutt.

At some point in his youth, Laivan made a deal with White Noise to fulfill some sort of obligation related to the perpetuation of reality. In matters related to these obligations, Laivan tends to take things much more seriously but also gets somewhat impatient. In his conversation with White Noise, Laivan admits that he doesn’t really know what he wants out of life and that he largely took White Noise’s deal out of a desire for purpose. In the same conversation, Noise characterizes Laivan as pragmatic, caring and constantly listless.

Relationships

Serpaz Helilo

Laivan and Serpaz are matesprits and appear to be as close as two can be. The two met two sweeps prior to the night of The Game when Laivan accidentally shot Serpaz in the leg during a hunting excursion, which left Serpaz permanently unable to use that leg without a cane or brace. Apparently, they fell in love within the night due to this accident, the absurdity of which is something that does not elude them. Serpaz is evidentially more comfortable with making light of the accident than Laivan is, for obvious reasons.

Arcjec Voorat

Laivan isn’t bothered by Arcjec’s cantankerous personality and sardonic demeanor but considers him to be a generally sad person. The two appear to be good friends and their relationship appears to be one of Arcjec’s least tumultuous ones. They potentially share some sort of deeper connection, as Laivan frequently visits Arcjec’s sleeping dreamself on Prospit and Arcjec’s pants match Laivan’s blood color.

Murrit Turkin

Murrit is one of Laivan’s closest friends, with the two sharing a passion for Anthropormuncipality and a destiny in leading everyone to play the game they recovered from the Frog Temple. Laivan is one of the few trolls who aren’t put off by Murrit’s bizarre quirks and even jokingly calls him out on it. Murrit is often more honest around Laivan in turn and does not seem to harass him as harshly as some others, even though he isn’t free from it either.

Sovara Amalie

Sova is an old friend of Laivan and Serpaz, but they seem to have fallen out of touch with her prior to the events of the Game. The couple appears to be quite fond of and protective of Sova, apparently having saved her from something in the past and possibly made her a place to stay.

Albion Shukra

Although their relationship has not been elaborated on, Albion and Laivan appear to be on good terms and do message one another enough to where Albion feels comfortable in asking Laivan for help. He is visibly worried when she messages him in a panic and he is unable to get a response afterward.

Ellsee Raines

Laivan and Ellsee are longtime friends, and the two are on amicable terms. Laivan is very upset when people mistreat her and belittle her, and is willing to come to her defense when others put her down or ignore her.

Occeus Coliad

Laivan and Occeus are work colleagues; Laivan stitches up corpses that Occeus finds for the sake of his revitalization experiments.

Taz does not enjoy speaking to Laivan very much due to their naturally opposite personalities. She is put off by his simple demeanor and nonchalance, finding it frustrating especially when his attention is away from the subject at hand. She compares talking to him to talking to a brick wall.

Laivan seems to be more or less neutral towards Taz despite not having the words to describe her, but isn’t above getting frustrated with her when she is being unreasonable, as most people are.

Calder Kerian

Calder and Laivan were once friends in their youth, but that doesn’t appear to be the case anymore.

White Noise

White Noise appears to have a fatherly affinity for Laivan. White Noise tries to provide guidance and support to the young troll and has stated that Laivan and his friends are capable of much more than he might believe. Laivan appears to be comfortable with him and clearly respects his guidance, although he does think he rambles on too much.

The two have made a deal, the conditions of which leave White Noise beholden to serve and assist Laivan, while Laivan promises to help bring about The Game and care for the propagation of reality. This deal is what allowed Laivan to awaken on Prospit.

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